Sign over your Car, your House, your Rental Properties… Credit Cards, 401k, IRA – EVERYTHING you have is Mine!!.. Just think how satisfying it will be for you to see me drive down the street in your car that you just signed over to me & give you the finger as I watch you landscape what used to be your front yard – before you signed it over to ME!.. lol… I will just laugh at you for being so fucking pathetic!.. lol… So go get a “Quitclaim Deed” for your house & sign it on over!!.. Don’t Worry – I will let you sleep in the garage… BUT – You’ll have to do lots of chores.. like cleaning the dirt from the bottoms of my boots & licking all my shoes clean!.. lol… Especially when I go out Shopping with my girlfriends all day long & we come back – you’ll need to lick ALL our shoes clean!